WTF?

In the category of wtf (or whiskey tango foxtrot, as Texas Shawn says) today is a Lion Brand Pattern that came up when I was searching for "golf club covers" to start a project for Father's Day.

Here it is:



Seriously? Wtf? It's a lamp shade cover. It looks like someone starting knitting... I don't even know- a shawl? An ugly sweater? And then they were like "umm, bored of this project... guess I'll tie it around my lampshade." It's not even fastened together neatly. I don't get it. Way to hock your crappy patterns, Lion.

And to give credit where credit is due, if you just luuurve this cover, here is the pattern.